Breed: Greyhound
Colour: Brindle
DOB: 05 August 2022

INTERACTIONS:
Cats: No
Children: Older

Meet *Myles* (Myles to mates, or Miley Cyrus)

This ridiculously handsome 3-year-old male retired racer somehow packed 33kg of pure lean greyhound swagger into one body with literally zero fat. We’re talking aerodynamic, catwalk-ready, “I know I’m pretty” energy.

Myles has made it his life’s mission to personally greet *every single human* on planet Earth.
His method? Classic greyhound stealth:
1. Silently materialises behind you like a 33kg ghost
2. Deploys the *wettest nose in the northern hemisphere*
3. Delivers a cold, soggy “boop” directly to your soul
4. Waits smugly for the inevitable “OH MY GOD YOU’RE GORGEOUS” kisses that follow

Lead manners? Used to be “tractor on Red Bull”. Now? Surprisingly civilised.
Traffic? Used to believe every car was personally trying to murder him.
Now he power-walks (usually) plastered to his human’s leg like “I’ve cracked the code, Dave. We’re immortal as long as we stay in the slipstream.”

Dog skills progress bar:
Terrified → Mildly suspicious → “Okay you may sniff the butt… but only because I’m feeling generous”
(He’s already got a golden lab groupie who clearly has excellent taste in men.)

Warning:
- Will stare intensely at cats/rabbits/squirrels like he’s just been cast in the lead role of Fast & Furious: Bunny Edition
- May cause spontaneous cake stops outside Greggs (he’s very patient and extremely supportive of his foster dad’s life choices)
- Sleep interruption carries a 100% risk of dramatic grumbles, sighs and side-eye that will haunt you forever

So if you’re looking for:
* A walking hug with legs
* Free face washes courtesy of the wettest nose in the game
* A best mate who thinks his good looks should even accompany you on your toilet visits

…then congratulations!
You’ve just found the friendliest, most shamelessly charming greyhound in the UK.

Apply at https://www.gagah.co.uk/application-form
Bring treats, a soft bed, and zero shame about being publicly embarrassed by a dog called Miley

Myles is in foster in Inverurie. He is vaccinated, neutered and comes with 5 weeks free insurance